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Giving  Up Wine
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I  was walking down the street when I was accosted  by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking  homeless woman who asked me for a couple of  dollars for dinner.

I  took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and  asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy  wine with it instead of  dinner?'

'No, I had to  stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman  told me.

'Will you use it to  go shopping instead of buying food?' I  asked.

'No, I don't waste  time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I must  spend my time  trying to stay  alive.'

'Will you spend this  on a beauty salon instead of food?' I  asked.
'Are you NUTS!' replied the  homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20  years!'

'Well, I said, 'I'm  not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm  going to take you to dinner with my husband and  me tonight.'

The homeless  Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be  furious with you for that.  I'm dirty, and  I probably smell pretty  disgusting.'

I said, 'That's  okay. It's important for him to  see what a woman looks like after she   gives up shopping, hair appointments, and  wine.'
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